Snake Oil Elixir - Doc Wizzardz
In the service of Her Majesty, Queen Tina, the good doctor learned the forgotten secrets of mystery (not to mention secrets of a pretty good Gin Fizz.)
While trapped for days in a crumbling Temple, surrounded by poison vipers, gnawing rats, and vicious dung beetles, he created his "Soup of Life"...an infusion of the above. He survived!
After "refinements," he offers this new miracle elixir Enjoy!
Danger: NOT FIT FOR HUMAN CONSUMPTION
Wizzardz - George E. French