First Aid Lines book Aldo Colombini
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In this book you'll find an incredible amount of good lines to use when those inevitable accidents happen. No matter how experienced a performer you are (magician, speaker, MC, comedian) you will face situations from time to time where you need something to save the moment. It's not a question of IF it will happen, it's a question of WHEN it will happen.
If you face a heckler, you drop something, you make a mistake, you hear a noise off stage, a baby cries, etc..., knowing exactly what to say at the appropriate moment will show the audience that you are a real professional.
A Few of the Topics Covered:
- Openings
- No laughs
- No applause
- Only one person laughs/applauds
- Forgetting a line
- Lare starting of the show
- You are late
- you trip on the way to stage
- You have a black eye
- You stumble on your words
- You sweat
- You have a cold
- You are losing your voice
- You have a cough
- You are wearing a cast
- Microphone shrieks
- The lights go out
- The room is hot/cold/small
- Your table falls over
- You find the wrong card
- A trick goes wrong
- All this and much, much, more!
Mamma Mia Magic
"Colombini, Aldo"